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Thread #148738   Message #3457036
Posted By: Don(Wyziwyg)T
25-Dec-12 - 08:08 PM
Thread Name: BS: The right to carry a gnu
Subject: RE: BS: The right to carry a gnu
There are dangers inherent in carrying a Gnu, whether openly or concealed.

It should be remembered that this is a Wilde Beeste, which is capable, by reason of weight and armament (horns), of inflicting considerable and serious damage.

Wildlife experts suggest that the 2nd amendment needs some changes in light of the fact that at the time of its drafting, the natural habitat of the Gnu and many other Wilde Beestes (e.g. the less well known Hearty Beeste) was marked on the map of the African Continent simply as "Terra Icognita".

The founding fathers could not have forseen the dangers that would in time attend upon the bearing of concealed Gnus.

Don T.