Cheese food. Either it's cheese or it's not. Cheese food is not food.

And for that matter any margerine that says no trans fats and then has it in small print on the label.

And now we have to be skeptical of fish. I know personally I've paid 12 a pound for flounder that didn't taste like flounder, and while we're on the subject :what the h*** is tilapia??? I never heard of it when I was young. I have a feeling it's really nothing minced crab, breadcrumbs and soap.

Most mewscasters. I tuned in one night to see two ABC TV anchorman doing the polka. I mean, I know Walter Cronchite is long gone, but HONESTLY, is this how far down we've dome?

Atheists - I have no problem with anyone's faith or lack their of,
but some avowed atheists are awfully...strident. I was in a room full of them last month and when someone sneezed, they couldn't even say Godblessyou. I mean, Really.

Those folkies (oh Im gonna get in trouble for this one) who swear they know exactly how a song was sung 500 years ago.

Mega vitamins. Just eat some fruit for goshsakes.

That pompous poseur Gary Null

Anyone who says they know everything.