No worry, Jack a Tar. Me buddy dropped in weeks back wit a bo'le a mooze from yer Granite Planet. Sure cookie kin spare some onions and biled spuds fer a pan scoff, eh? Now, yee'll be patient until New Year's Eve, eh wha? I ain't ad but one bo'le a mooze in years an she's gotta be done up right, on occasion, sir. I'll secure some decent dark n dirty fer ta go along, sure. I daresent say she'll be Ragged Rock but she'll be Screech at least, me son, and Dock if I can get er. Even Old Sam if it's all she wrote, eh?

Translation transcripts for this episode of The Granite Planet are not available. If ye can't unnerstand plain English, visit Newfoundland and Labrador an get yerself a scoff a yer mooze and some good rum. Some shockin good.