Really, I think you guys are BSing me agaoin. What is all this shoveling and freezing you speak of? I do not have these things in my life and see no reason to have them. Do they have some secret benefit? Why would one want them?

I'll stick with the floods of unrelenting sunshine, rainbows, surf, and the cleans mell of salt air. I got enough problems without pretending I never evolved fromt he North Pole.

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