It ain't General Pandemonium, Jack, it's General Disorder. Down the chain of command we got Major Disaster, Colonel Korn, Sergeant Fleacollar, and Private Partz.

And LH don't take no meds. None at all. I been advisin' him to drink whisky, but he refuses even that. Hell, he don't even drink coffee, fer Chrissake! You think he would take meds? I keep tellin' him that the way to a long life is to drink heavily, smoke heavily, and generally raise hell. He ain't interested for some reason. Funny how people always assume that other people share in their own bad habits (or would benefit from doin' so), isn't it?

Pay no attention to Bobertz. He can't even predict when the clock is gonna strike 12.

- Chongo