I was afraid to open this thread to see so many late posts... but I see it's 'bean' co-opted for useful purposes.

However, I worry.... if all you bean eaters ever get together, we'll have to pay guards equipped with gas masks and armed with Beano & Lysol spray to keep the place safe! I wonder if it would lead to Constitutional Amendment 2.5 and required permits.) ☺

(I used to work at a Stokley-Van Camp's cannery in Kansas, where thousands of cases of various bean products were produced every year. I know how dangerous those weapons musical fruits can be in the wrong bellies.)