Also, I can make a really good case the idea that people who are so interested in other peoples' sex lives that they want to make laws about are sexual perverts. Can you refute that? Remember, there is no conversation about homosexuality that isn't a conversation about what other people are doing in bed. Why is it any of your business?

Akenation, Keith, and GfS: Please tell us, in detail, what you and your partners do with each other in bed. Allow us to comment on it, make judgements about you because of it, and pass laws about whether or not you should be allowed to do these things. Let's make it all very public, just as you are doing to homosexuals. Or does your goose get a different sauce than everyone else's?