Once I had a duck-dog
Gluon named,
Strange as a dog could be!
He would leap dimensions
Past the moon
Every time he had to pee.

Gluon was a good dog,
In his day,
Loved to run and jump and play.
Every body loved him,
When he appeared,
In his special quantum way!

Say, do you remember
Gluon's style?
Zipping from Being into Not?
Say, do you remember?
What a smile!
Man that little dawg was hot!

He'd sidle up to bosons,
Lick their toes,
Slipping back to his secret home,
Glide around Arcturus
With his nose
Sniffing out that quantum foam.

Say, do you remember
Shades of Zen!
How his mass would go up and down?
Say, do you remember?
Now was Then!
When that duckdog came around!