6. Miley Cyrus will call off her engagement and elope with Henry Krinkle.
After their long, passionate honeymoon, they embark on a world tour, calling themselves Henry and Hannah.
They breath new life into old hits by:
The Captain and Tenille
Sonny and Cher
Les Paul and Mary Ford
Mickey and Sylvia
Ike and Tina Turner
George Jones and Tammy Wynette
And many, many more.
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