"This obsessive-compulsive self-satisfied materialism is too silly to even argue with."

Oh indeed so! However, that form is not one I am familiar with. As described, it sounds very much like a 'straw man' construction designed to label us curious skeptics as hidebound, close-minded poltroons. ;>)

(Oh, by the way... how DID they manage to get such a clever deus into that machina?