Well, I don't DO garters. Costs too much in lawyers' fees. I just run er on manual. Not near as much fun but it's a LOT cheaper and it don't require the committment to eventual misery and poverty.

Bitter? Yeah. WTF wouldn't I be?

Hey. This is a tavern, right? So, I am allowed. You, as barkeeps, gotta listen and NOT judge when I bitch and moan.

Drink up. There ain't much time left.