Hmmmm
I've been in that ladies room and there are no ladies. No garters either. It's all trusses and Ace bandages and support hose. Wonder what that fool Rapparree was fondling?

The rum is good and strong but not Screech. It will do. When does the music begin? Once a year in the Tavern magic happens and old folkies return with the voices of their youth. Barry Finn, Rick Fielding, Kendall and Tom Hall with voices, Utah Phillips, maybe, if he's not too busy. Helen Schneyer. Let's lure them in with "All God's People Got A Place In The Choir".

The magic only lasts a short time.

Who has a guitar or a fiddle?