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Thread #59418   Message #3459437
Posted By: Rapparee
31-Dec-12 - 12:50 AM
Thread Name: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
We are in SLC. We go home on the 10 a.m. bus tomorrow morn. My MIL is still dying and we may have to return to Merry Land within the next two weeks...but who can tell?

Amos, LH -- you don't have Martins. Those are actually plastic guitars from Sears. I just make you think that they are Martins. A Martin is not, really, a guitar, but a bohran. The Martin company only makes 'rans. And that Apolowhosis is actually a toy ukelele that plays "Polly Wolly Doodle" when you turn the crank, but I have clouded both of your minds so you think things are what they are not.