AND I have to wear DEPENDS?!?!?!? :~) No, oh hell no-- this is just too hard now. Sauerkraut, check. Gas, check. Candles, matches, Bic lighter-- check. But no Depends! (BTW didja ever notice that Depends could also be pronounced "deep ends" as in going off 'em?) :~)

An' then I'd gotta get somebuddy to MATCH it, at the same time? Oh the humanity!

~S~