Looks like the tavern has emptied out. Some of these events have been more exciting, but the property damage has strained Bert's credit card.

As to the looks of the place, perhaps some of our yarn art folks can create a few hangings to put on the walls and give it a more cultured appearance. Or do we have an old hippie who did macrame in the 1970s? He/she can weave hemp twine, beads, transistors and resistors, and old can pull tabs into a fabulous work of art (and impediment to cell phone signals). It would fit right in.

Sage turns off the light switch on her way out.