need help finding the lyrics to a drinking song I heard. it goes something like

i came home last monday night as drunk as drunk could be i spied a new pipe(?) over the hearth where my old pipe should be i says to me wife HEY WIFE can you explains to me why is there a new pipe over the hearth where my old pipe should be?

and she said (chorus) you're drunk you're drunk you silly old fool you're drunk as you could be

(that's all i know) it continues with verses for each day of the week

anybody know it? thanks