The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #76356   Message #3460739
Posted By: GUEST,Hootenanny
03-Jan-13 - 06:27 AM
Thread Name: Lyr Add: 'Sung by the Whore House Quartet'.
Subject: RE: Lyr Add: 'Sung by the Whore House Quartet'.
I have a friend who spent some time as an engineer in the merchant navy who sometimes finished off a song with the shave and a haircut bit as follows;

Never had a hard on
Never had a hard on
Drunk with a hard on
All night.

Hoot