In case you haven't found the last two verses which I see weren't printed here and aren't on the record , I've put them here with expletive deleted.

And as I came home on Saturday Night, As drunk.....etc. I saw a hand upon the breast where my old hand should be Well I calls me wife .....etc. Ah you're drunk your drunk.......etc. That's a bunch of bananas that me mother sent to me. Well it's many a day.....etc. But a ring on a bunch of bananas well I never saw before.

Diddly da da....etc.

And as I came home on Sunday night as drunk...... I saw a 'thing' within the 'thing' where my old 'thing' should be, Well I calls me wife........etc. Ah you're drunk....etc. That's a lovely carrot that me mother sent to me Well it's many a day...........etc. But Bxxxxxxs on a carrot sure, well I never saw before. Diddly da.......