A mathematician named Hall
Had a hexahedronical ball
And the cube of its weight
Times his penis plus eight
Is his phone number..give him a call !


There was a young girl from Darjeeling
Who danced with plenty of feeling
Not a voice, not a word
Not a sound could be heard
But the fly buttons hitting the ceiling

A Pansy who lived in Khartoum took a Lesbian up to his room
And they argued a lot
About who would do what
And just with what , and to whom


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