The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #148952   Message #3464154
Posted By: gnu
10-Jan-13 - 04:45 PM
Thread Name: BS: gnu retires
Subject: RE: BS: gnu retires
Mustang ranch sounds good, Rap. But, In all the h/motels I stayed at, the rule from the manager regarding partying with the staff was, "Don't fuck any of the staff." and I assume it's the same at the ranch, moreso for employees.

John, not gonna work at Bud but I do have my app in for the NB Liquor Commission. I figure it would save me a shitload in gas.

Bobert... hahahahaa... the reason I find that sooo funny is that during my second summer of work at Kmart, I was receiver-checker for TWO departments (17 year old kid relaces 2 grown men - pissed off a bunch of people) and one was ladies wear. When I had slack time (on accounta I was a hard worker) the dept manager would say to me, "Go get the blue light, lad and we'll have some fun." He "took me under his wing." >;-) I'd get the rig with the revolving blue light and he would announce a "blue light special" on the PA. Dresses or whatever but the best was swimsuits. I'd haul some racks near the dressing room and put up the sign for cheap stuff. Ladies would come, try stuff on, walk OUT of the rooms because there was only one mirror. They would ask a man's opinion and Mr. Mills would always say, "I think one or two sizes smaller would look much better." And it did!

I did the pension paperwork done today and I get my first pension cheque issued and mailed Jan 25... BUT... the gubmit does not differentiate between the min and max withdrawl in my "Life Income Fund" in year one so the bastards get 20% at source so I can't play the low income game until next year. So the tour of Antarctica will have to wait.

NOW! for the BIG news. I shall don the Blue Vest on Monday after I see my ENT. Buddy just said, "Greeter? Why?" I asked if there was an opening in sporting goods. Not right now. "Do I get first shot?" Of course he said yes. "Can I be a greeter a few shifts a week until then?" We shook on it. Now I gotta find some pins. All I have is my Irish Association of NB pin. A greeter has to have a LOTTA pins on his vest if he is gonna look cool for the laaadies, eh?