Froggy... us lads from Kent County don't need no mirrors! We justs shines up our gum rubber boots.

Minds me... I was at a dance up Kent County and I was askin the lasses fer a kiss if I could tell the colour of their panties after a dance. I was gettin kisses galore! on accounta I had me brand new gummies spiffy shined up. WAXED! fer the dance!

Well, seems them lasses got ta talkin in the wee lasses room an one that I hadn't danced with says she'll fix me an she takes her panties off. I asked her ta dance and when I made the offer and she accepted and when I snuck a peek at me gummies fer ta tell the colour of er panties I passed out... fainted dead away me son!

I woke up when someone threw cold water in me face and, first thing, I looked at me gummies and said, "Oh, thank Jaysus. I thought I had a crack in me new rubber boots."