The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #148998   Message #3464788
Posted By: Bobert
11-Jan-13 - 07:44 PM
Thread Name: BS: Wrong Restroom... Opps!!!
Subject: BS: Wrong Restroom... Opps!!!
Well, it had to happen...

"MEN", "WOMEN"... Kinda confusing... I could say that the hallway was dark but that wasn't the case so...

... I had this rental coffee which was working on my innards and ended up in a "Mensroom" that didn't have no urinals??? I really didn't think much about it 'cause of other pressing matters until I got into the stall... All I knew once in there is...

...one, this ain't the men's room...

...two, its the women's room...

...three, there's a woman in the stall right next to me...

...four, I'm gonna get caught in there, be arrested for being a pervert and spend the rest of my life as some kinda sex offender...

...five, I better sit down so as to not make men peein' sounds...

...six, there ain't no urinals in women's rooms

...seven, I need to get outta here...

...eight, I am not going to tell the P-Vine about this mishap...

That's about as far as I've gotten with my adventure...

B;~)