The sheriff has got a sense of humor, Lighter. The last snow fall in that area was in 1949. I looked it up.

As per Virginia Tech, PDQ, the shooter shot two people in a dorm room, two and a half hours before he did the other shootings, and campus police and college administrators were aware of it, but didn't issue any warnings, cancel classes, put the campus in lockdown, or ask for any outside assistance.

Maybe one of the resident know-it-alls can tell me why, because I just don't get it.