Dear Mr Offer:

Your hatred for yourself will be far outweighed by the opposite emotion you have ispired in at least two of us.   

My grandmother's record was not RCA, as far as I can remember, so a pre-1927 recording might be opssible. It is the right decade, but the wrong end of it to fit the myth...

The sequels are not as good as the original, but they *are* funny...

"Grandpa" or "Grampaw" an option for "Grandad", perhaps?

Sanjay Sircar