Did you hear about the (insert your own non-PC race or description) who tried to shag a Princess. Burned his balls on the exhaust...

Now we have the level :-)

Must admit you are right about the Imp's performance, Richard. I was on my way to Chester Zoo with the family in ours when a furrin lorry who didn't understand roundabouts decided he wanted to wipe us all out. The only was was forward and, fortunately, I was in second anyway. Put my foot down and it shot off like shit off a shovel, leaving us well out of the way of the truck. Surprised me how well it stuck to the roundabout under heavy acceleration too!

I was quite sorry when it had to go. But my dad did embed it in the side of police car one icy evening. Luckily it was someone we knew and he heard no-more about it! Lucky car indeed.

Cheers

DtG