@Bert: Please, I too would like words/music/record too. (Do you have it in 78 rpm form? They make these for individuals in little booths, or did when last I went out.)

@Richard Bridge:
(a) won't sentimentality - enduring love regardless of years passing - do quite as well? e.g. "When you were sweet sixteen" could be adapted and divided up between male and female to work quite well...

(b) there was in the 1950s a record with a red cover of "The Boy Friend" and Messrs Samuel French publish the score, still: that I do know. For more than that, I would say ask Mr Jim Dixon of this forum, who has solved two such problems/questions for me in minutes over the last two days, but may not be looking at this thread. That song and dance were my one and only Highland Fling, my sole triumph on the boards in the 1980s, and used to bring the house down, so I can recommend it as a show-stopper.

Sanjay Sircar