That's true, but I think the differences are pretty trivial ("slice of bread"/"piece of bread") and they are the right verses in the right order! I'll go in and clean them up some time.

Interesting you mention Nic Jones's version - it drove me bats as well. A couple of years ago I listened to it four or five times in a row, counting beats as I went - it's actually less irregular than it sounds. The version I've just recorded is more irregular than I'd like - singing it over, I've since arrived at a version in a much steadier 6/6/8/6 rhythm. I'll have to record it now...

More generally, thanks for listening, even those people who didn't make it all the way through (Bandcamp tells me these things - I wish it didn't!). 35 verses is quite a lot to ask!