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Thread #144024 Message #3466507
Posted By: Charmion
15-Jan-13 - 01:05 PM
Thread Name: Lyr Req: Cockney & Army Bawdy/Rude Songs & Lyrics
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Cockney & Army Bawdy/Rude Songs & Lyrics
The second line of Tiddlywinks makes more sense if it goes "If you can't get a woman, find a clean old man".
At least that's how it went when I learned it, many years ago.