I saw one at the bottom of the page tryin' to hook me up with Chinese women. "CHNLOVEDATE" or somethin' like that.

And I get a lot of "Houston Singles" and "Texas Weddings" and that sort of stuff. Apparently, the way my Interweb shenanigans get routed makes all those little bot fellers think I live in Houston. Last time I checked, it was about 550 miles away.