Good morning Sgt Major god bless your heart & soul
I tried to fXXX your daughter but I couldn't find her hole
At last I found her hole it was undertheath her frock
but god bless me sgt major I couldnt find me cock
At last I found me cock it was limpa and awful thin
but god bless me sgt major I couldn't get it in
At last I got it in and wiggled it about
but god bless me sgt major I couldn't get it out
When I finally got it out
it was awful red and sore
but bless me sgt major your daughter wanted more

Is that the one?