Hey! I just got Rebecca, only three miles away and at the same time, would you believe, an ad for Travelodge asking me to book now! Seems like my luck's in... Er, hang on a sec, three miles away? Must live in a field or maybe a cowshed, which'll be full of the stuff that Chongz keeps flingin'. Best stay clear of her, I reckon, Travelodge'd be none too pleased!