Heh! Boy, would you ever hate my sneezes, Eliza. I do my best to produce a sneeze that strips paint off the walls, causes trees to drop all their leaves, breaks windows at 50 yards distance...we're talking A-bomb detonation here.

It's sooooo liberating! Really gets the cobwebs out, you know? Sometimes I have to do it 2 or 3 times now, which is strange...I normally only had to do it once when I was young. Those nasal passages must be getting more cluttered, I guess.

I do try to tone them down some, though, if I'm out at a restaurant or a movie or something like that....