There ya'll have it...

Monkey poops the floor and now wants me to clean up behind him...

Reminds me of my Couzin Rufus who told the ever lovely Retha May one night after drenking behind the Sweet Springs Store, "If I want shit on the kitchen floor I'll just do it..." to which Retha May, without missing a beat responded...

..."go ahead, Rufe, the undertaker will wipe your sorry ass"...

Nah, Chongz... You do the crime and you do the time...

Anyone who would take any advice from a poo-chuckin' monkey outta have their head examined...

Send the 4 g's and I won't release the pics I have of you with that goat...

B~