Here's another one I just got:

Dear Chongo,

I'm a sixth grade girl and there's this guy I really like but he don't like me or I don't think he does cause he's always pulling my hair and bothering me. My mom says this means he likes me but I think it's dumb to act that way if you like somebody. You are a man of the world and Mom says you'd know the answer: Are men jerks or just dumb?

Your freind,
Cathy Ann