Another one just came in:


Chongo,

People always make fun of me 'cause I am short and have tiny legs, and I could never keep up with the big boys or play in their games. Outside of being short, I have a long body, and get called hot dog, or centepede all the time. Yesterday, an old patronizing lady come up to me, singling me out from others patted my head and said "ain't he sweet,and soooo tiny, it's a wonder he can lift his leg to pee".
It is starting to get to me Chongo. I am a peace-loving dog - but one of these days I am going to loose it and either bite or pee on one of these old babes.

Well that is one problem, the other issue for your advice is below:

I have my eye on a shapely Newfouundlander, but she is very verry big and doesn't seem to notice me much. How do you suggest I approach her? If she has an interest in "get'in wit me" , do you see any romantic or other issues with the size difference. And, BTY, I would love to have young ones with her. (and, please, none of those, "put'n me on" wise cracks)

Danny the Dachshund,
Oscaryerville, Kt