"Sir, you are certifiable."

Midchuck is merely jealous of Catspaw, because Spaw invented Amish-Australian Pitchfork Moustache Tuners and Midchuck didn't.

Tell us about the tuner, Spaw. Does one use them to tune a moustache or does one use a moustache plus the tuner to tune a Gordon Bok guitar?

whatever the case, it's nice to hear from you, Spaw.