Too many vampire moves.

Pure poetry, Richard - however so unwitting!

Otherwise - beer temperature correctness? As a matter of taste most stuff I drink comes straight from the fridge - mostly Hopping Hare (£1.30 from ALDI) the beer of choice for us urban dwelling wyrdfolk types who through the medium of Ritual & Supernatural Folk Song dream of a rural / ritual landscape that no longer exists.

My old Gran wouldn't drink a Guinness without having quenched a red hot poker in it.