Here's another one that just came in:

Dear Chongo,

Do you evr skrape yur nukels wen you drag yur nukles on grond whin you wak an git an infekshun when yu use them to wipe yur noze? I do an its not funy. I no yu wood no abote this cuz yu do it I no so how kan I stop it an not bee like yu?

Yur frend
S. McBride.