You've got it all wrong, Dave.

As Liz would explain to you, most Native Americans are actually practising Muslims who have had to conceal their religious beliefs because of relentless FBI persecution.

Liz's mother's Uncle Tom, her daughter's teacher, and her best friend Jo's grandafther were all Muslim perverts lusting after white flesh.

If you paid more attention to FarceBook, this would be patently obvious to you.