This thread got me ta thinkin....

Years ago, I used ta drink n drive up in the fly infested bog country a yer Kent County, New Brunswick, Canada. Truck, ATV, snowmobile. I am talking way back... 30 miles in back a beyond. Never drove like a maniac. Second gear, tops, fer three reasons. Didn't wanna hurt the machine or myself an didn't wanna miss seein anythin an, last but most, didn't wanna spill any.

So, here's my question. If I am drinkin n drivin at less than 10kph (about walkin speed) on a woods road where I meet another vehicle less than three times a day or on a frozen bog vith a view of 2km in all directions, should I be charged with DUI?