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Put Your Hand To The Plow (Dwight Diller version)

Went to church the other day
For to hear them sing and pray

Chorus
Put your hand to the plow and hold right on
Hold on, hold on
Put your hand to the plow and hold right on

preacher said we had to repent
So right down the aisle I went

Chorus

never been to heaven but I've been told
Its a first class city and its features (future's?)gold

Chorus

Next to Peter all nice and neat
He wouldn't let the saviour to wash his feet

Chorus

Peter got exercise in shales ?
My feet my hands and nails ?

Chorus

Paul and Silas bound in jail
had no one to go their bail

Chorus

Paul and Silas began to shout
You must know when all they walked out

Chorus

Got my hand on the gospel plow
Wouldnt pack a-nothing for my journey now

Still a couple of dubious bits, but nearly there
Ray