The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #59418   Message #3471953
Posted By: Rapparee
27-Jan-13 - 06:07 AM
Thread Name: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
That's what I'll do! I'll bury my guns with various dead people and then when the storm-booted jacktroopers come to take them they can rip my guns from cold, dead hands and not mine! Heck, maybe I'll even use other people's guns! I don't think it'll matter as long as there's guns and cold, dead hands. I think I'll use water guns -- supersoakers, real assault stuff -- so nobody gets hurt but just wet. Maybe I can get people who aren't dead but have cold hands hold the guns -- maybe just cold hands would be enough for the supersoakers to get ripped from.

Yeah!

"You'll get my water guns when you rip them from his or her cold hands!"

That sounds about right. Now on to dealing with more hysteria and irrational thinking.