The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #149258   Message #3471963
Posted By: Will Fly
27-Jan-13 - 07:20 AM
Thread Name: BS: Wee, sleekit, cow'rin, tim'rous beastie
Subject: BS: Wee, sleekit, cow'rin, tim'rous beastie
...nibbling my carpet, shitting in the larder, chewing its way through plastic cereal boxes...

Tonight I shall prime the "Little Nipper" with peanut butter, set the spring catch oh so carefully - and SNAP the little bugger's neck before consigning it to the Darkest Deepest Pits of Burning Hell!!!

OK - it's just a mouse. So?