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Thread #149251   Message #3472457
Posted By: GUEST,Jim Knowledge
28-Jan-13 - 10:07 AM
Thread Name: BS: Save The Earth! 'Green' tips.
Subject: RE: BS: Save The Earth! 'Green' tips.
I `ad that Prof. Brian Cox in my cab the other day. `im that looks a bit like John Denver used to.
`e said, " Morning Jim. Could you take me to the Royal Society please, we`re `aving a seminar on `ow life follows the Second Law of Thermo-dynamics and what we gotta do to preserve it."
I`m like, "Come off it Pye Squared, that`s a waste of time, aint it?"
`e said, "Whaddya mean Jim, a waste of time!"
I said, " Look, as sure as eggs is eggs, out there in the great beyond is an enormous lump of rock as big as the Isle of Borneo and it`s `eading our way at umpteen miles an `our. Tomorrow, next year, ten years time or a thousand years `ence it`s going to blow us all to smithereeens so enjoy what you can while you can. And anyway, not everyone on this earth is worth preserving."
`e said, "Ah, we`re dealing with that. Next week we got a seminar on the Limitations of Preservation!!"

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