Heh! I suspect you'd wax long-winded, erudite, and sesquipedalian to the point of almost stupefying the reader under an avalanche of astoundingly subtle bloviation, Amos, replete with exquisitely put summations of all that our lives and times resonate to. As you say, no one would be able to tell the difference.

If Bobert stopped posting stoned, however, there'd be a big difference! He'd apologize to Chongo about all the denigrating remarks he's made and beg forgiveness. He'd swear never again to mention poo-flinging when bringing up Chongo's name. He'd make a contribution the to APP, and he'd quit bringing up Lyndon LaRouche all the time.