He plays Jake's songs eh? I had the honour of knowing him. Mind you, singing his songs is difficult if you are prone to getting your wucking mords fuddled.

Anyone who can start a song with the line "I love a good bum on a woman it makes my day" died far far too young...

Parrots have far too much timing.. I downloaded Pierre the parrot for my phone and am teaching him to swear. ......