Many's the time in my youth I hauled ashes. We had a coal-fired furnace, first lumps and then a stoker, and I'd shake my ashes and haul them out. Yes, I even scattered them in the driveway during the winter to prevent slipping on the ice.

So I'm an experienced ash hauler and scatterer. Feel free to call for my services anytime -- special cut-rate prices for MOABites.