Bum slapper? That one passed me by Al. Is it in the Carry On tradition or am I being naive again? On a serious note as you mention your time in Nottinghamshire I noticed on ghe news a Muslim family in Bingham (about as posh as you can get in East Midlands) have left to a safe address. The latest was a 13 year old tying a pig carcass to a cross and putting it in their front garden. Nice.

Mind you I must be naive. Never mind knew there was this movement called women nor indeed their need to have men to help them achieve some aims or other.

I suppose that's the problem when you try to promote equality, you don't manage to make special cases. I must try to improve.   We can't have Liz passing accurate judgement on me can we?