WheeeeeeeHA! This is a big fav of mine; here's a few more verses:

juke box; no rock would it play

playing Hendrix, just like it use'ta

and a guaranteed groaner...

we had a budist chef, no breakfast would he make...

he's makin' Ommmmmmm-lettes, just like he use'ta....

Thanks for starting this thread!!! Love, JESTER!