Dressed up asshole in a jerkwater Pennsylvania town drag a whistle pig out of the fully constructed by human jadeools burrow and ask if he sees his shadow. This is the ceremony that goes with the folklore of .....

When the Groundhog comes out of his hole on February 2 and sees his shadow, he will retreat back into his hole and there will be 6 more weeks of winter.......otherwise we get an early Spring.

This works well in a country where fully 50% of the moronic jackasses that live there believe that an athlete who worships and has faith in god will be do far better.   About 30% believe there Judeo-Christian god can influence sporting contests.   

The groundhog stuff is really a lot of fun but there are those who believe in way too much..........


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